lumnch:

lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive

bastardmilk:

“Oh that felt good, was that sexy?”

sapphicisa:

driflloon:

(shrek voice) they don’t even have dental..

you didn’t have to specify i would have read this in shrek’s voice whether you wanted me to or not

Anonymous

catsuggest:

fair enough im will no longer sleep in the closet

im am glad we could reach an agreement

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

negative–feedback:

tanyushenka:

Three men standing in a dirt field eating large pieces of flatbread
Mesopotamia (undated)

reblog if you wish you were eating a large piece of flatbread
in mesopotamia 

em0gf:

spillywolf:

I feel like we pack bond with people just by seeing their url in our notifications a lot even if they never say anything at all to us and that’s beautiful

funereal-disease:

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

welldamnsam:

charredasperity:

If you’re 20-26, click here for a repressed memory 

i was 100% expecting this to be a rickroll but somehow it was worse